Hayden Panettiere just got Scotty McKnight killed

Hayden Panettiere in Miami (2/19)

Hayden Panettiere is supposedly back with her ex, former heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko, but the New York Post says she’s seeing her other ex, New York Jets’ receiver Scotty McKnight. No, really, there’s an NFL player with the first name “Scotty.” Look it up.

Could Hayden Panettiere and Scotty McKnight be reconciling after their recent split? Sources said the “Nashville” star and the former New York Jet are “talking again, and spending a bit of time together again. He hopes they’ll get back together.” They split amicably in December after a year and a half as a couple. Panettiere has since been linked with her ex, heavyweight champ Wladimir Klitschko, whom she dated for nearly two years. Her rep didn’t get back to us.

Is Scotty McKnight the bravest man in the world, or did he drop Risk Assessment 101 in college? Look, Wladimir Klitchko isn’t just a boxer, or a heavyweight boxer, or a championship heavyweight boxer. Wladimir is the RUSSIAN undisputed heavyweight champion of the world. Your typical Russian goon can kill a man and make it look like a suicide, but Wladimir . . . well, let’s put it this way: even though it’s not possible to kill yourself by punching your own head off, the coroner’s report will absolutely list suicide as the cause of death because NO ONE outside of Rocky Balboa wants to fuck with a 6’6″ Frankenstein-looking Russian. You get me, Scotty? Hayden ain’t worth a closed casket funeral, dummy. Now if you don’t mind, I’ve said too much. I’m going into hiding until this thing blows over — I suggest you do the same.


March 11, 2013 - 6:30 am