Honey Boo Boo’s mom is getting me all hot
Alana Thompson filming Here Comes Honey Boo Boo in McIntyre, Georgia (3/21)
If you can get through this entire gallery without beating off once, you’re a better man than me. My god, just look at her. I know all these so-called “scientists” say everything on Earth is carbon-based, but I think Alana there may actually be made of raw sex.