Honey Boo Boo’s mom is getting me all hot

Alana Thompson filming Here Comes Honey Boo Boo in McIntyre, Georgia (3/21)

If you can get through this entire gallery without beating off once, you’re a better man than me. My god, just look at her. I know all these so-called “scientists” say everything on Earth is carbon-based, but I think Alana there may actually be made of raw sex.


March 21, 2013 - 10:30 am