Jennifer Lawrence is pimping her friends out to Bradley Cooper

Jennifer Lawrence at the 2013 Film Independent Spirit Awards in Santa Monica (2/23)

Jennifer Lawrence sounds like a really great person to know. Especially if you’re Bradley Cooper and you want to have sex with all of her hot friends. From the New York Post:

Despite the constant rumors, Jennifer Lawrence insists she’s strictly friends with her “Silver Linings Playbook” co-star Bradley Cooper – and has even been setting him up with her friends. The 22-year-old Oscar winner said she’s been helping the handsome actor out in the dating department. (Cooper split with actress Zoe Saldana in December.)

“I feel like all I’ve been doing lately is setting him up,” the beauty said to MTV News. “I was like, ‘You know what? I’m gonna save time and just get you a booklet with pictures of my friends. You just go through and pick them out, because this is getting exhausting.'”

Don’t read too much into this tidbit, buddies. I have a sneaking suspicion that Jennifer and her friends are completely safe with Bradley Cooper. Brad seems to be the type of gentleman that would do anything to protect the virtue of a woman. Shit, I bet Bradley would rather have an enormous, veiny cock mercilessly rammed into his throat and poopshooter before allowing a lady caller to gain a reputation of ill repute by being seen with him past nightfall. I’m sorry, but Bradley is just a better man than all of us . . . a real “man’s man,” if you catch my drift.


March 6, 2013 - 4:30 pm