Jennifer Love Hewitt thinks highly of herself

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Jennifer Love Hewitt still thinks this is 1997 and I Know What You Did Last Summer was just released, because she told USA Today that she thinks her boobs are worth $5 million. Via the Daily Mail:

“I need, like, an insurance invitation,” the amply-charmed 34-year-old said in a USA Today video. “If somebody was like, ‘Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,’ I’d be like, ‘Do it. Love it! Why not?’ These things right here are worth $5 million!”

Oh boy, this is awkward. Look, Jennifer is fighting the good fight, but she peaked years ago. She’s closer to 43 than 23. Is her rack nice? Well, sure it is . . . for a midday stripper who hasn’t seen a Saturday night shift in months. $5 million insurance for those knockers is a bit excessive, even though the girls are holding up well. Jennifer should consider it a blessing that she even has breasts, unlike that North Korean rabble-rouser Lucy Liu. Boooo! Get out of our country, you breastless troublemaker!

March 12, 2013 - 10:30 am