That kid from One Direction has good taste in women

“Megan Fox lookalike” Shaniece Nesbitt

That kid from One Direction went from whiny-ass Taylor Swift to a Megan Fox lookalike who likes to party. Well-played, kid. Well-played. From The Sun:

Harry Styles has a new girl — who he picked out at a gig for being a “Megan Fox lookalike”. Shaniece Nesbitt, 18, from Belfast, was singled out by the singer while he was on stage at the city’s Odyssey Arena. He sent lackeys into a mob of shrieking fans to get her number while he was still performing and then rang her later to arrange a meeting. Harry, 19, and Shaniece then hung out at the five-star Culloden hotel until 5am on Friday — until she passed out drunk on a sofa.

A source said: “There were about six people partying with Harry and Shaniece back at the hotel but he only had eyes for her. He was fixated on the fact she looked like Megan Fox and they spent hours flirting. She didn’t go up to his room or sleep with him that night but Harry has kept in touch since and been texting her.”

Lord have mercy on our souls and wrists, Harry is having a run of good luck for the ages. Songs will be sung and stories will be told of this era. In a few short years, Harry has managed to bring back the popularity of boy bands, survived Taylor Swift’s smothering ways, and hooked up with a Megan Fox lookalike . . . who actually smiles . . . and who clearly has a severe drinking problem. Awesome. I can’t bash a kid with a record like that. I’d sooner give the Mona Lisa a dirty sanchez than give Harry Styles a bad review right now.

March 12, 2013 - 12:30 pm