Olivia Wilde is pretty damn awesome

Olivia Wilde shooting a commercial in L.A. (3/13)

What’s better than you and two strippers in the champagne room of a strip club? You, two strippers, and Olivia Wilde, that’s what. From the New York Post:

Olivia Wilde took her new fiance, “Saturday Night Live” star Jason Sudeikis, on a raunchy date to a New York strip club, [the Penthouse Executive Club], booking a private room with two pole dancers before picking up the tab, sources tell Page Six.

There, a witness told us, “Olivia booked the private champagne room with two dancers. She took Jason inside, and while he wasn’t allowed to touch the dancers, she could touch them … They were in there for two hours, Olivia picked up the entire tab. Jason is a lucky guy.”

We’re told the wild date took place just over a month ago, after Wilde and Sudekis announced their engagement in January.

Guys, I know it’s way too early for predictions, but guess who just took the top spot in the Celebslam “2013 Heroes of the Year” list? Well, no shit, Sherlock, it’s Olivia Wilde. She is what all women should aspire to be: super-talented, ridiculously-hot, and insecure enough to go down on a stripper to keep her dorky partner happy. Dammit, I should have started stalking this chick years ago, before she hit it big. You were right as always, mom.

[Pacific Coast News]

March 21, 2013 - 8:00 am