Sofia Vergara is freezing her eggs

Sofia Vergara in Miami earlier this year

Sofia Vergara reveals in the new issue of Vogue that she’s freezing her eggs:

“I have to be careful what I eat because they’re freezing my eggs!” … She tells me it is a process she is starting around now and that “you have to put first some peels, and then after —” What kind of peels, pray? “Hormone pills,” she says, “and then after that it is hormone injections … they want to get as many eggs as they can because usually you produce them but they’re not good. They have to be perfect, perfect, perfect ones. My boyfriend is 37, younger than me, never had kids. So.”

Sofia Vergara freezing her eggs is an excellent idea, of course, because Sofia Vergara is attractive. Kate Beckinsale should do the same. And Stacy Keibler and Alessandra Ambrosio and all the hot bitches. And we won’t create a daughter or two. We’ll find some really corrupt doctor in Florida to create 100 Sofia Vergara and Kate Beckinsale daughters. And we’ll cut down all the trees because fuck trees. This is the future. Shit is made of metal now. Wait, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, fuck trees.

[FameFlynet, WENN]

March 20, 2013 - 2:15 pm