If Chris Brown is still with Rihanna, he’s definitely cheating on her

Chris Brown leaving Playhouse nightclub in Hollywood (4/6)

No one really knows what the hell’s going on with Chris Brown and Rihanna. There’s a new story every day that claims they’re either still dating, Chris is cheating on Rihanna, Rihanna is cheating on Chris. Since Chris is a violent lunatic, let’s focus on him being an asshole. From the New York Daily News:

Does absence make the heart grow fonder or the eye wander? Troubled singer Chris Brown was spotted cozying up with a mystery woman Saturday night, days after he admitted he was worried his on-and-off again girlfriend Rihanna would cheat on him while touring.

Brown was partying at the Playhouse nightclub in Hollywood Saturday night and was caught holding hands with the blonde clubgoer. He even gave her a full bottle of Armand de Brignac champagne. Witnesses said Brown and his posse left the nightclub with a few girls in tow and piled into two vehicles.

Yeah, it’s pretty safe to say that Chris is cheating, but why shouldn’t he be? This prick beat the holy hell out of Rihanna and felt no blowback from the entertainment industry or the general public. Not only did he beat her half to death, but he went and got himself a lovely tattoo of her post-fight face to commemorate the occasion. Chris has Rihanna so whipped that she probably charged the hotel room for him and this random club slut to her credit card. Does this bother you, ladies? Don’t let it. Instead of hating Chris for being Chris, turn that hatred inward for not supporting a battered woman better.

[Pacific Coast News]

April 9, 2013 - 10:30 am