Elisha Cuthbert looks amazing

Elisha Cuthbert at the 6th Annual Pink Party in Toronto (4/13)

Elisha Cuthbert hasn’t been featured on Celebslam in awhile, but that needs to change because she looked fucking amazing at the Pink Party in Toronto over the weekend. If she walked by me in that dress, I would immediately impregnate her. She wouldn’t even know what hit her, and not because I have a small penis . . . ok, because I have a small penis. *sigh*


April 16, 2013 - 5:00 pm