Johnny Depp turned a gay woman straight

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard at the Rolling Stones surprise Concert at the Echoplex in L.A. (4/27)

There was a rumor last year that Johnny Depp was hooking up with Amber Heard (who came out of the closet in 2010 and was dating French model Marie de Villepin as late as this January), but no one ever managed to snap any pictures of the two (other than on the red carpet promoting Rum Diary), so I wrote it off. Until Saturday, that is, when the two were spotted holding hands at the Rolling Stone’s surprise concert in L.A. So then it’s confirmed: Johnny Depp’s penis is so powerful that it turns gay women straight. Run for your fucking lives.


April 29, 2013 - 12:30 pm