Kim Kardashian ‘could earn $16 million’ from pregnancy

Kim Kardashian out and about in Paris, France (4/1)

According to the National Enquirer, Kim Kardashian could earn upwards of $16 million from all the endorsements and TV money associated with her pregnancy. And I bet it would be even more if she went to college like I did. Hah! What an obscenely rich loser she is!

Insiders estimate Kim, who is 200 pounds and growing, could earn a whopping $16 million from baby product endorsements, a birth special for the E! network and even a post-birth weight-loss deal for a big-name diet company.

“Momager Kris has to be licking her chops thinking of the money she could potentially bring in by exploiting a Kim K baby, as well as a TV special and a post-birth weight-loss deal with a diet company like Jenny Craig,” a source says.

I guess Kris Kardashian is one of those people who can’t read the writing on the wall because the end is near for Team KKK, and especially big Kim. Remember way back in the day when Kim Kardashian was only Paris Hilton’s hairy friend? In those days, she was a silly girl who said dumb things and loved being videotaped in the prone position. Today, we see her as the hardcore, money-grubbing face of E! who’ll do absolutely anything (typically, I’d put examples here but the bandwidth required doesn’t exist yet) for the sake of publicity. Is that what Fortune 500 companies want for a product endorser? Doubtful. If I was in charge of the advertising budget at Gerber Foods, I’d sooner use Casey Anthony for 30 second spots than Kim Kardashian. At least Casey had the good sense to not balloon to 200 lbs in public. ew.


April 5, 2013 - 10:30 am