Someone wants to kills Chris Brown

Chris Brown celebrating his 24th birthday at 1OAK Nightclub in Las Vegas (5/4)

Someone wants to kills Chris Brown, and I don’t get it at all. He seems like such a nice young man. Why I remember just a few years ago Chris used to routinely pick up trash from the side of the freeway in a reflective jumpsuit just because he cares so much about the environment. From TMZ:

The Los Angeles Police Department is currently investigating death threats made against Chris Brown. According to our sources, multiple threats were called in to the office of Brown’s attorney, Mark Geragos. We’re told the caller threatened Chris’ life, but it’s unclear what, if any, specific threats were made.

Our sources say Geragos took the threats very seriously and immediately reported them to the LAPD, giving them all the information he had on the calls. We’re told Geragos filled out a report and the LAPD are currently investigating.

Why anyone would want to hurt a gentleman like Mr. Chris Brown is beyond me, and I’m a part-time psychiatrist as well as bodybuilder. Except for a few minor incidents, like destroying the makeup room at Good Morning America, living out his Thug Life fantasies in bowling alleys, starting a riot at NYC’s Club WIP, gay-bashing Frank Ocean, and beating Rihanna half to death, I don’t see a reason to hold a grudge . . . wait a second, what the hell am I saying? Those are great reasons to want to live out your Scarface fantasies on Chris. To be clear, I’m not actually wishing for someone to take a chainsaw to Chris’ face in a cheap motel room. I mean, let’s not get crazy here — you’d get a huge cleaning fee charged to your credit card after you left, and, in this economy, no one has that kind of money to throw away.

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Tags: Chris Brown
May 20, 2013 - 3:00 pm