Crystal Hefner is looking a little leathery

Crystal Hefner at Sapphire Pool & Day Club in Las Vegas (5/25)

It’s only been five months since a then 26-year-old Crystal Harris married Hugh Hefner, yet there she is at Sapphire Pool over the weekend in Vegas looking 47. Ew, she probably smells old, too, like mothballs and Ovaltine. And she got all mad at the staff because there were no ducks in the pool “because I like to sit and stare at them.” Yeah, bitch, maybe not the best idea to marry an 87-year-old man. It’s aging you a little.


May 28, 2013 - 1:30 pm