Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes can’t, ahem, get enough of each other
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes can’t stop banging
Wait, so you’re telling me that two attractive people actually enjoy having sex with each other? This is shocking news. From Star:
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes can’t keep their hands off each other. The couple have reportedly been getting frisky in the editing suite of the actor’s directorial debut How To Catch A Monster in which his actress girlfriend stars, much to the shock of other crew members.
A source told Star magazine: “They aren’t exactly discreet. Ryan will be totally focused, then she’ll throw him off by giving him a saucy look. The next thing you know, they’ve kicked everyone out of of the room so they can ‘talk’.”
When How to Catch a Monster is released, I bet every sound effect is gonna sound like skin slapping against skin . . . so a lot like when Jonah Hill walks down the street alone. Hey, Ryan and Eva can plow each other until the room stinks — just make sure the room isn’t the break room as a sign of courtesy. I swear, if I have to wipe DNA evidence off my vintage Batman and Robin coffee mug one more time, I’m filing a complaint with the Teen Actors Guild, and possibly OSHA.