Zoe Saldana just got hotter

Zoe Saldana butt ass naked in the June issue of Allure

Zoe Saldana is into chicks now? So. Freaking. Hot. From the New York Daily News:

Zoe Saldana may be done with men. The “Star Trek” actress bares her body and her newfound relationship perspective in the June 2013 issue of Allure. Saldana, who has famously dated two actors in Hollywood, appears to be over it.

“Been there, done that, got the T-shirt,” she tells the mag on dating fellow stars. “[I might] end up with a woman raising my children. … That’s how androgynous I am.”

Regarding the quote in Allure, Zoe told Hollyscoop:

“No, it wasn’t a generalization. It was a statement that I strongly stand by. As of today, I’ve been attracted to the male species, but if one day I wake up and want to be with a woman, I will do that because it is my life, therefore it is my decision.”

This is very important, so please pay attention. Is there even the slightest possibility that Zoe Saldana will be carpet munching in the very near future? Dear Heavenly Father, make this happen. Look, I sat through the entire Star Trek reboot because I thought Zoe and green-body-painted Rachel Nichols were gonna scissor, but next thing I saw was Zoe sticking her tongue in Sylar’s mouth — an act that for obvious reasons he did not enjoy. Not knowing Zoe from a hole in a stall, I’m assuming that she’ll be a lipstick lesbo in the Portia de Rossi mold and not a bull dyke, so at least that’s something to look forward to. It’s already May; Summer will be here before we know it so make it snappy, make it hot, and make it wet.

Tags: Zoe Saldana
May 16, 2013 - 7:45 am