Ashton Kutcher sad face :(

Ashton Kutcher in Cap d’Antibes, France (6/10)

Flynet says that’s Ashton Kutcher “disembarking from a motorboat in Antibes while vacationing in the South of France” earlier this week. A motorboat that just came from a gigantic yacht (the Oasis, yours for only $399k/week). Have you ever seen a sadder fucking face on a person who just came to shore from a gigantic yacht? I’d hate to see how he reacts if faced with some real adversity in his life — like he orders Bouillabaisse traditionnelle but the waiter brings him a bouillabaisse without baudroie. Oh my god, he might break down in tears.


June 13, 2013 - 9:15 am