Kate Upton has an NBA fetish

Kate Upton on the set of the The Other Woman in New York (5/1)

Is Kate Upton secretly a Kardashian or something? From the New York Post:

After Kate Upton was spotted dancing till the wee hours Wednesday night with LA Clippers star Blake Griffin, she hung with Chicago Bulls’ big man Carlos Boozer and the Brooklyn Nets’ Jerry Stackhouse on Thursday night. The three were in a private room at Jay-Z’s 40/40 Club watching Game 7 of the NBA finals.

Good Lord, does Kate have a bet going with Team KKKardashian, or are her daddy issues bubbling to the surface? Hey look, it’s 2013. Dudes are marrying dudes, cats and dogs are living together, and I’ll be damned, women are allowed to hold jobs (I don’t get that one either), so this complaint isn’t what you guys think it is. Despite Paula Deen’s objections (even though she had Lamar Odom on her fantasy waitstaff team), the Kardashians single-handedly made dating the entire NBA mainstream. My problem is that by the time the NBA is finished with Kate and she gets down to my level, there won’t be enough vinegar in Italy to tighten up the taco enough for me to touch both sides, and I’m very well hung (just ask my priest).

[FameFlynet, WENN, INF Pictures]

June 24, 2013 - 2:45 pm