Why wouldn’t Kris Jenner use Kim’s baby for ratings?
Kris Jenner arriving at Kim Kardashian’s house in Beverly Hills (6/14)
Kris Jenner’s talk show debuts July 15 for a six-week trial run … a source tells us that Kris will keep it all in the family — Kimye’s new baby girl will likely make her first public appearance on Kris’ talk show.
No shit. Kris using children to advance her bottom-feeding career isn’t news, it’s expected. If you didn’t see this coming, I have a bridge in Brooklyn I’d like to sell you. Kris’ maternal instincts fall somewhere between Andrea Yates and a starving cobra, so no one should expect anything more than the most self-serving, prefabricated, phony family “moments” on that Jerry Springer ripoff show. The only thing that would surprise me at this point is if Kris lets Kim give her baby a name that doesn’t start with the letter K. Krissy, Kleopatra, Kanyess, the possibilities are endless. My personal favorite is Khlamydia Kardashian.