Ryan Seacrest is enjoying the single life, allegedly

Ryan Seacrest departing on a flight at LAX airport (5/22)

Ryan Seacrest has been pretty quiet since his contract ran out with breaking up with Julianne Hough, but the New York Daily News says he’s hooking up with a ton of chicks. Riiiiiiiiiiight.

Newly single Ryan Seacrest is playing the field. The E! host, in addition to his 432 other jobs, was at Summer Sessions, a weekly Sunday night party in Los Angeles, flirting up a storm. “He took a hot new blond out for the night, but then he was overheard bragging to his friends about how awesome it is to be single,” one spywitness tells [email protected] Julianne Hough, meanwhile, hit Monday night’s live finale of “The Voice” with her nieces.

Oh yeah, I’m sure Ryan is really plowing through a ocean of hot women because, you know, he loves the pussy. Ryan is also a bullfighter, a part time old school beat cop, and I’m even hearing that he’s joining the war effort too, so with your support he’ll give those damn Nazis hell. Does that cover it, Ryan’s publicist? It’s not 1955 anymore, there’s no need for a Rock Hudsonesque full court press to rescue his image. Ryan could do the American Idol intro with Adam Lambert’s diarrhea running out of his zipper, and America wouldn’t care. It’s not as if the little fella is a leading man or anything — he’s basically Casey Kasem without the edge. There’s no need to save something that was never there to begin with.


June 21, 2013 - 12:15 pm