Aubrey Plaza is my kind of woman

Aubrey Plaza at the premiere of The To Do List at The Regency Bruin Theatre in Westwood (7/23)

I wasn’t gonna go see The To Do List, but then Aubrey Plaza had to go and tell GQ (and Conan) about the “angry” masturbating scene where she has two hands up her vagina. Sounds like a party.

 …on her favorite scene in The To Do List:

“I liked angrily masturbating. I say my own name, which you kind of think could be hot in a way, but it doesn’t come off that way. I’m like, ‘C’mon Brandy. You got this, Brandy.’ But I have two hands up my vagina, and I’m wearing a Hillary Clinton T-shirt.”

Wow, Aubrey Plaza sounds like she’s one hell of a fun ride, but not the type you want to hang out with more than a couple of times. Don’t get me wrong, any chick who enjoys filming a round of two-fisted tuna descaling is a hell of a catch in my book, but even this article can’t help but make Aubrey sound exhausting — I had to stop and psych myself up just to finish reading the damn thing. I can only imagine the effort it takes to keep up with this lunatic in the sack, God bless her heart.

[FameFlynet, WENN]

Tags: Aubrey Plaza
July 25, 2013 - 10:30 am