Aubrey Plaza at the premiere of The To Do List at The Regency Bruin Theatre in Westwood (7/23)
…on her favorite scene in The To Do List:
“I liked angrily masturbating. I say my own name, which you kind of think could be hot in a way, but it doesn’t come off that way. I’m like, ‘C’mon Brandy. You got this, Brandy.’ But I have two hands up my vagina, and I’m wearing a Hillary Clinton T-shirt.”
Wow, Aubrey Plaza sounds like she’s one hell of a fun ride, but not the type you want to hang out with more than a couple of times. Don’t get me wrong, any chick who enjoys filming a round of two-fisted tuna descaling is a hell of a catch in my book, but even this article can’t help but make Aubrey sound exhausting — I had to stop and psych myself up just to finish reading the damn thing. I can only imagine the effort it takes to keep up with this lunatic in the sack, God bless her heart.