Emma Watson is already talking marriage

Emma Watson and Will Adamowicz out and about in New York (2/16)

Emma Watson is already talking marriage with her boyfriend Will Adamowicz — or as I call him: Will “Horse Cock” Adamowicz. From Star:

Emma Watson wants her ow Bling Ring — because she’s desperate to tie the knot with boyfriend Will Adamowicz! “Emma feels ready to take the next step,” dishes a close pal. The actress has even been dropping hints. “She’ll pull him into jewelry stores to point out pretty rings,” reveals the insider. “Or she’ll show him ring designs that she finds on the Internet.”

Friends say the couple — who met while studying at the University of Oxford in 2011 — are the perfect pair to walk down the aisle. “They’re deeply in love,” spills the source. “Will is shy about buying a ring, because he doesn’t have a big budget. But Emma is a simple girl and doesn’t want a huge diamond. (Print Edition – 7/13)

…But Emma is a simple girl and doesn’t want a huge diamond.”

Translation: Emma wants the Hope Diamond on her finger, or else!

I don’t mean to be such a downer, but Emma will never get the ring she wants or deserves unless she either buys it herself or upgrades from this mouth breather. There’s no shame in that, either. Great women have been buying their own blood diamonds for years, and their relationships seem to all work out great. Ladies such as J.Lo, Jessica Simpson, the Kardashian sisters, and Britney Spears can all testify to the strength of their marriages to lesser men . . . oh, who am I kidding? Women who buy their own engagement rings always end up as old and miserable spinsters. First come the cats, then the Readers Digest subscription, and before you know it, you’re chasing neighborhood kids off your lawn with a broom.


July 24, 2013 - 12:00 pm