Kim might be the only Kardashian Kanye can tolerate

Kim Kardashian’s ass on a yacht in Greece (4/27)

Get out now, Kanye. Get out while you still can. It’s not too late to assume someone’s identity and move to Norway or Sweden. No one would recognize you there and you wouldn’t stand out at all. A source told the National Enquirer:

“When Kim first told Kanye that Kris wanted them to move in with her so she could help out with the new baby, the rapper snarled, ‘You’ll be going without ME!’ It’s no secret Kris and Kanye butt heads, so even living under the same roof for a limited time during renovations to their new Bel-Air estate was out of the question for him. He told Kim he’d rented a house until their place is ready. But when Kim broke that news, Kris got very upset!

“Right after the baby was born, an  extremely emotional Kim started crying that she wanted her mother by her side to help with her new baby. Kanye insisted he still wasn’t on board with living under Kris’ roof. So just hours after the birth, in Kim’s hospital room, an emotional scene erupted when Kris gushed to her and Kanye how happy she was that the new family of three would be living with her!” (Print Edition – 7/22)

Excellent, let the death match begin. When two self-absorbed bulls like Kanye and Kris lock horns, expect to see the blood run like the last season of Spartacus or Chris Brown on a first date. Even though Kris pretty much redefined what the western world considers child exploitation, I have a feeling that Kanye’s gonna milk little North to such an extreme that Madonna herself will call social services. So, the arena is booked and the weapons have been sharpened. Let’s find out exactly who is the worse role model.


July 19, 2013 - 8:00 am