Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon in Malibu (7/5)
Pam Anderson is back with her sleazeball ex-husband Rick Salomon (aka the other half of Paris Hilton’s sex tape). Shocking, isn’t it? That people still care about Pam Anderson. A source told the National Enquirer:
“Pam and Rick have been quietly seeing each other since at least April. They’ve known each other for more than 20 years, and she says that sex is still terrific with Rick. They’ve hooked up a lot in the past few months.
“It’s a very comfortable relationship. There’s no pressure as neither of them are eager to tie the knot again – with each other or anyone else. Pam and Rick believe their relationship could last this time — as long as they don’t get hitched again!” (Print Edition – 7/8)
WTF? I can’t believe I’m posting Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon news that doesn’t include the phrases “dead for years” and “neighbors complained about a smell.” Limp Bizkit is more relevant than these two dopes. Since Pam and Rick are who they are, I’ll assume that a “stolen” sex tape will be making the rounds soon — and by “stolen” I mean “released through Rick’s porn distribution company with a cheesy name like Hepatitis Hottie” . . . which was a fine plan in 1998, but in 2013? Not so much. Here’s a few of the many problems Pam and Rick will encounter when this inevitably happens:
1) no one in the civilized world owns a VCR
2) no one in the civilized world gives a shit