Jason Segel may be dating this hot piece of ass

Cameron Diaz in New York (8/7)

Jason Segel may be dating “blonde beauty” Cameron Diaz, according to Life & Style. Really? We’re still pushing the lie that Cameron Diaz is pretty? I mean, there was a month back in 2002, but since then . . .

Life & Style can reveal that [Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel] were caught cozying up in East Hampton, N.Y., on Tuesday night.  “They were at [upscale eatery] Nick and Toni’s and seemed to be on a date,” one eyewitness tells the mag.

And that’s not the only place the Hollywood hot shots were spotted — they were also seen shopping at Citarella food market in the same area!  “They bought groceries and then drove off together,” an eyewitness on Instagram revealed. The blond beauty, 40, and How I Met Your Mother star, 33, are spending quite a lot of time together. And that will continue as they’re set to begin filming their next flick together, Sex Tape.

Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel bought groceries and drove off together? Wow, talk about a match made in milk toast heaven. Jason is about as edgy as a can of creamed corn, but I guess I can’t blame Cameron for laying down for him [to help promote their new movie]. The string of douchebags that Cameron’s been with the last ten years are very . . . specific, so it’s nice to see her in an ol’ fashion straight relationship where her partner actually wants to be with her sexually and not as a beard to some –what, you didn’t know? Come on, I can’t even take a head-count of her exes because most of those lads are hiding in closets all over the world (the evidence is that they actually used to date Cameron Diaz, who looks like this). They’re like an army of Anne Franks hiding from the Gestapo of truth . . . allegedly.

[Pacific Coast News]

August 23, 2013 - 8:00 am