Is Kate Upton pregnant?

Is Kate Upton pregnant?

The New York Daily News is suggesting that Kate Upton’s boyfriend Maksin Chmersomething may have knocked her up. Well either that or she’s a fat recovering alcoholic.

Upton and Chmerkovskiy were still on the party circuit [Sunday] night, this time hitting a VMA party at Little Italy hotspot Goldbar.

“There was lots of P.D.A.,” says one insider.

Tongues started wagging when some guests said a glowing Upton, still wearing white, appeared to have been sporting a baby bump. Speculation was further fueled by the fact the 21-year-old model didn’t drink booze at the bash.

Oh well, it was nice enjoying Kate during her short run on the A-List. I don’t mean to be an insensitive prick, but come on, dude. Kate Upton is no Adriana Lima (who seems to lose weight DURING her pregnancies due to her heathen Brazilian Jujitsu/voodoo). No, I’m sorry to say that Kate gives off fat vibes, so her career as one of the beautiful people is on the line. Now if Kate is serious about staying in the modeling world, she’ll need to use her God-given tools — her fingers — to take food out instead of shoveling it in. Let’s assume the kid gets farted out by May ’14, Kate will have an entire month to jam those filthy digits down her neck hole and lose the baby weight by bikini season. The world is watching, Kate, make daddy proud.

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August 30, 2013 - 4:30 pm