Miley Cyrus says weed is the bee’s knees

Miley Cyrus getting high in Miami earlier this year

It’s no secret that Miley Cyrus loves herself some weed, and in a recent interview with The Sun, she explained why:

“When I smoke, I don’t get the sick feeling I get when I drink, or that anger rising up. There’s a reason Bob Marley as like some kind of musical Rasta Mother Teresa!”

I hate to say it, but Miley is spot on. Look at all the Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards winners of the last 20 years like Britney Spears, Demi Lovato, Xtina, LiLo, etc. Do you know what they all have that Miley doesn’t? Beer bellies and adult-onset diabetes, while Miley is still showing off her perfectly flat abs. I know that some of you gals reading this grew up idolizing (i.e., finger-popping yourselves to) Hannah Montana, but it’s time to grow up — weed is awesome, and probably a gateway drug. And because marijuana is a gateway to better drugs, here’s another thing she has over the rest of Team Disney: Miley will make an excellent Brazilian porn star if she stays on her current course, so I say more power to this slow-burn meltdown.  

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Tags: Miley Cyrus
August 1, 2013 - 10:30 am