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Simon Cowell leaving a party in London (8/20)
I guess Simon Cowell is really serious about Lauren Silverman — he’s introducing her to his mom. Awk. Ward. “So you’re the married woman who tricked my son into knocking her up?” A source told Closer magazine:
“Lauren is flying to the UK to be formally introduced to Simon’s mum. He’s more nervous about that than becoming a dad! Simon’s mum is the boss. He wants her approval, and for Lauren and Julie to become close. It means everything to him that the two most important women in his life form a good bond.
“Simon sees Lauren as family now and says they have a bond for life. He wants to do everything in his power to honour her and their child. Simon’s playing his cards close to his chest, but it’s clear he has deep feelings for Lauren. Marriage isn’t such an off-limits idea and Simon’s mum would want that for him.”
Well, this should be fun. So am I to believe that Simon is just an old-fashioned type of fella, a good guy doing good deeds? Sorry Charlie, the “Simon Cowell, Good Guy” boat raised anchor and left port the second he slipped into his best friend’s wife. Simon has really lowered my opinion of British culture. England gave us the good stuff like Ozzie Osbourne, slavery, and Earl Grey tea, but the cuckolding is something America could have done without . . . oh, and slavery . . . yeah, that’s probably a bad thing.
[WENN]