Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez are fighting

Taylor Swift performing at Soldier Field in Chicago (8/10)

Apparently Justin Bieber has driven a wedge between BFFs Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift. Metaphorically speaking of course. Physically driving a wedge would require an ounce of muscle. From Us Weekly:

Sources tell Us Weekly that Gomez’s on-again, off-again romance with [Justin Bieber] is now causing a rift between her and best friend Taylor Swift.

“Taylor hates him. She thinks Selena makes a mistake every time she reconciles with him,” a source tells Us Weekly. “Bieber has really come between the girls.”

Swift may not be fond of the young star, but the is feeling is mutual. “He complains Taylor’s always telling Selena she can do better,” a Bieber insider tells Us.

Of course Taylor hates Ed Hardy’s jizz towel. Justin is the Jedi Master of douchebags. Can Selena do better? Does a bear shit in the woods, or a homeless man on the sidewalk? There’s a musical genius who happens to be far more successful than Bieber just waiting for Selena to dump him right now — her name is Taylor Swift. Come on, it’s become more than obvious that Taylor is tired of being Selena’s dick in a glass case — thank you, Chris Rock — it’s time for this thing to happen. If Justin’s pathetic mini boy bits made Selena squirm, imagine what Taylor’s Samantha Ronson-like fingers will do to the kid. C’mon Selena, it worked fantastic for Lindsay’s career . . .


August 16, 2013 - 12:15 pm