Diddy sucks at gambling
Diddy sucks at dice
Diddy lost a million dollars to Rick Ross shooting dice over the weekend, who I’m sure has already filed the appropriate forms with the IRS. Right, Rick? In between pictures of his children, Diddy posted a video to his Instagram of him shooting dice and swigging Ciroc (the shitty vodka he has a piece of), adding the following charming caption:
I just lost a million dollars. It ain’t nothin #SuckMyDickBitch
Hey, for all of those families suffering through those floods and mudslides in Colorado, don’t despair — Sean Combs is losing millions of dollars to other douchey millionaires playing street craps. My God, how out of touch can one shiny suit-wearing shit-dick be? Diddy wears his obliviousness like a tacky badge of honor — inlaid with yellow diamonds on faux platinum. Hopefully Diddy decides to not pay his debt, which Rick will then see as “disrespect” and handle it the way all self-obsessed hip hop “artists” handle it: with hot lead injections at the BET Hip Hop Awards.