Joan Rivers is, like, really really old

Joan Rivers in West Hollywood (9/18)

Joan Rivers is officially really fucking old. She was spotted rolling through West Hollywood on a pretty pimped-out Rascal earlier this week. And before you say she was only doing it as a joke, she’s 80, so I think this is how she moves around now. She’s so old, she still has the extended warranty she bought for the slaves she used to own. She’s so old, whenever she goes on a road trip, she brings extra provisions because she’s worried about getting raided by indians. She’s so old, she still uses MapQuest. Seriously, I could go on all day . . .


Tags: Joan Rivers
September 20, 2013 - 9:15 am