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Miley Cyrus and her famous tongue

Miley Cyrus was supposed to be on the December cover of Vogue, but editor Anna Wintour put a stop to that shit right quick. From the Daily Mail:

Miley Cyrus’s crude dance at the MTV Video Music Awards has cost her the coveted cover slot on American Vogue. The 20-year-old, right, was photographed for the December issue as editor-in-chief Anna Wintour had been eager to champion her as a new fashion icon. But she soon changed her mind after witnessing the singer perform her overtly sexual routine in latex bra and knickers.

“Anna found the whole thing distasteful,” a source says. “She decided, based on Miley’s performance, to take the cover in a different direction.”

Hey everybody, let’s point and laugh at Miley! Hearty har har! Even though I loved her $20 skank performance at the VMAs, not everyone has my refined taste in whores (or is it my taste in refined whores?). Take Anna Wintour, for example. Clearly, Miley’s little debacle with the dad’s son from Growing Pains was not a good idea in hindsight because if Anna wants to put a crass, talentless, inbred, fashion icon-wannabe attention whore on the cover of such an uppity magazine, she has an entire family of Kardashians to choose from. Judging strictly on Miley’s appearance these days, she’s better off on the cover of Mad magazine. 


September 9, 2013 - 8:00 am