Farrah Abraham is the worst mom in the world

Farrah Abraham at the 6th annual “Icons & Idols” party at Finale in New York (8/25)

It goes without saying that Teen Mom star/anal porn star Farrah Abraham is a terrible mother, but even I didn’t think she was this bad . . . okay maybe  I did a little. From In Touch Weekly:

These days, former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham spends most of her time appearing at strip clubs or giving interviews. But she insists time apart from daughter Sophia, 4, isn’t hurting the little girl. “It’s healthy that we have a break,” claims Farrah, 22 (whose dad lives near her and Sophia in Texas). “She has her own life and is doing her own thing, and I’m doing mine.” (Print Edition – 10/14)

Even though Farrah really might be the worst mother in the world right now, things could be worse. Letting Farrah raise her daughter Sophia would be far worse then just letting Sophia be raised by her father’s parents, or grandparents, or stray dogs who roam the countryside looking for scraps that have been discarded by inconsiderate drivers. Look, I saw her porno, and I can tell you that, without a doubt, Farrah Abraham was born to get filmed getting corn-holed, not to raise the future meth addicts unlucky enough to fall out of her money hole.


October 8, 2013 - 5:00 pm