The woman currently sharing George Clooney’s bed

George Clooney’s fuck buddy Monika Jackisic

Earlier this year, before his split with Stacy Keibler, it was rumored that George Clooney hooked up with his ex, Croatian model Monika Jakisic, while the two were in London. According to Us Weekly, the two haven’t stopped talking since and even had a slumber party at George’s L.A. mansion on Sept. 25. I love slumber parties! Ohhhh, I wonder if they told ghost stories?!?

“They spent hours talking, and have an incredible connection,” says the insider. The sexual tension had been building for a while. Back in May, the London-based stunner, 33 — known as the “Croatian Sensation” — and the Gravity actor unabashedly flirted at London nightclub Loulou’s.

Though he was still dating Stacy Keibler at the time (they split in July after two years of dating), “they danced and held hands,” adds the source. “He’s been calling and texting her ever since.”

Meh. Even though I completely understand that Monika is supposed to be some sort of model, she’s kind of a letdown when you stand her up next to Clooney’s ex, Stacy Keibler. Is Monika hot? Yeah, I guess. Monika is hot when stacked up against makeup section cashiers at Macy’s, but she’s not A-list hot. Her value to the old coot must come from her prostate-milking lesbo fingers and a willingness to please that Stacy “Viagra on Stilts” Keibler never needed to display. Oh, and “Croatian Sensation”? If Monkia Jakisic is considered a sensation in that part of the world, then it’s no wonder the former Yugoslavia is only known for exporting shitty cars, AK-47s, and ruthless mobsters.

October 3, 2013 - 8:00 am