Kim Kardashian’s ass is pregnant

Kim Kardashian tweets ass pic

I’m sure everyone remembers the first time their mom Instagrammed a picture of her fat ass (with bonus sideboob!), and for North West-Kardashian-Jenner-Hilton, that day was yesterday. Hopefully Kim helps her print out a screengrab of this for show-and-tell time at her preschool. Or is little North skipping that whole education thing and going straight to earning? She may not know the difference between “their,” “they’re,” and “there,” but at least Grandma Kris is proud of all the zeroes in her bank account.

October 17, 2013 - 5:00 pm