Living with Avril Lavigne is even worse than you think
Avril Lavigne leaving ABC Studios in New York (11/7)
Hello Kitty. Lots and lots of Hello Kitty. *shudders* Via Contact Music:
Avril Lavigne’s Hello Kitty obsession is quickly taking over her house – she has filled three rooms full of cute memorabilia. The pop punk has been collecting soft toys and keepsakes of the Japanese bobtail cat cartoon from her travels around the world for years, but she’s struggling to contain her vast collection and she’s starting to feel sorry for her new husband, Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger.
She tells U.S. talk show host Katie Couric, “Chad has been so kind because… one room turned into two rooms and now I’m working on a third, literally I have three Hello Kitty rooms and I just turned the office into pink everywhere…”
Hello Kitty? My God, Avril is such a poser. Isn’t she supposed to be some sort of punk rock rebel who plays by her own rules? Let me just set the record straight: owning Hello Kitty merchandise when you’re a five-year-old girl is adorable, but owning Hello Kitty merchandise as a 29-year-old makes you a full-blown sociopath. Owning three rooms full of that garbage when you’re 29-years-old is detestable and should be punishable by being forced to carpool with Chris Brown. Between her obsession with mass-produced children’s toys and her love of bland, cookie-cutter “rock” stars, I’m starting to think that Avril is as edgy as a sandwich bag full of diarrhea — which coincidentally is the name of her new album. Look for A Sandwich Bag Full of Diarrhea by Avril Lavigne on iTunes soon!