Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are not doing well

Eva Mendes leaving her hotel in Manhattan (7/10)

Ladies, get your panties ready. Ryan Gosling is about to dump Eva Mendes. Wait, just ladies? Ryan Gosling is so damn good looking that even I would go down on him. From Us Weekly:

One insider reveals that the duo broke up briefly six months ago and adds that the relationship has remained rocky ever since. “He can be moody, and she’s insecure,” explains a source close to Gosling, 32. “She sees a text from a mystery number and assumes he’s talking to other girls.”

Pals have noticed a shift in the actress, 39, who in July gushed to them about visiting her man in Iceland, where he was working on How to Catch a Monster. Now, “she shuts down anyone who brings up Ryan,” says a friend. “It’s clear something is wrong. I wouldn’t be surprised if they split for good soon.”

It’s no shocking truth that the Ryan/Eva express is coming off the rails. This was supposed to be just a summer humping of two attractive people, but then Eva suffered an attack of “exhaustion” that us working class people never seem to suffer from (i.e., she drank her weight in Grey Goose in two hours), so Ryan would have looked like a total douche had he dumped her then and there. Now, all the troubles of a failed relationship are coming to surface. Ryan needs a lady who isn’t above him on the Hollywood totem pole, and Eva isn’t secure enough to be with a dude who’s just as pretty and needy as she is. They should end it now before the late-night bickering over the vanity mirror and P90X DVD becomes the talk of the neighborhood.

[FameFlynet, INF Pictures]

November 5, 2013 - 12:30 pm