Oh hi Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson leaving Mastro’s Steakhouse in Beverly Hills (10/31)

Jessica Simpson didn’t exactly get into the Halloween spirit this year, as you can see from these pictures of her leaving Mastro’s Steakhouse last week. Oh wait, never mind. She’s dressed as a woman unable to hold a conversation so she pushes her tits way up so you get distracted and forget to ask her her thoughts on Syria. Nailed it.

[Pacific Coast News]

November 4, 2013 - 2:30 pm