Alexis Rupp bikini pics (Miami – 12/3)
Flynet says that’s Miss South Dakota 2013 Alexis Rupp in Miami yesterday, but it turns out that it’s actually Miss Teen South Dakota 2013. So, yeah, I had to delete everything I had written. Dammit.
UPDATE: Turns out she’s the best kind of teen: eight-teen. Aw yeah, baby. If you’ll pardon me, I’m gonna go beat off to fantasies of her voting and buying cigarettes.