Kanye might as well just light this money on fire

Kim Kardashian shopping in Beverly Hills (12/16)

Kanye West is dropping $250k on making sure that Kim Kardashian always looks her best on his current Yeezus tour. Notice I didn’t say “always looks pretty” — because she’s not. She’s starting to develop that weird plastic Joker look to her face that seems to afflict those that have lived with Bruce Jenner for 5+ years. From Radar:

“Kanye has told Kim he will spare no expense to make her look ready to go to a major photo shoot whenever she desires. So, Kim’s hair stylist, make-up artist, and stylist all based in Los Angeles, are on call 24/7, ready to get on a private jet to be whisked to her location,”  a source close to the couple tells Radar.

“Kim only trusts her team to make her look gorgeous and doesn’t want to work with outsiders. This doesn’t come cheap, and Kanye will shell out $250,000 just while he is on tour for Kim’s glam squad. The money doesn’t mean anything to him because Kanye wants his lady to look perfect.”

Well, will ya’ look at that. For a guy who brags incessantly about how good he has it, Kanye seems a little insecure over his porn star baby mamma’s looks. I don’t blame him. I’ve seen a few of the phony-makeupless pics that Fatso’s allowed to be released over the years, so I definitely know the world of hurt that Kanye would rather forget. If dog-faced Kanye West wants to keep Kim under wraps, you know it’s hardcore. Now I see why Yeezy wants to embark on a 10-year-tour once this one is over — not that it makes a difference. As long as there’s money in the air, it’s not that easy to throw a Kardashian off your trail.

[FameFlynet, WENN]

December 19, 2013 - 5:00 pm