Oh noes, Kourtney and Scott are having problems
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick catching a flight at Miami International Airport (11/23)
Kourtney Kardashian’s baby daddy Scott Disick has allegedly moved out of the Kardashian Kompound in Calabasas and into the Montage Beverly Hills Hotel. And he’s already cheating on her. With a woman whose name might not begin with the letter K. Kris Jenner is gonna be so pissed. From In Touch Weekly:
And while Kourtney is used to Scott’s partying and volatility, his behavior at the Montage on Dec. 6 will be a devastating surprise. An eyewitness tells In Touch that Scott was spotted getting cozy with a sexy brunette.
“The woman was in her 20s and exotic-looking,” recalls patron Thomas Johnson, who spotted the pair in the lobby. “She was pulling a small suitcase on wheels and Scott put both his arms around the small of her back, kissed her on the cheek and whispered into her ear. When Scott pulled back, he kept his hand on her hips and leaned back, as if to check her out.”
Johnson tells In Touch, “The way he touched her and the way they looked at each other suggested they were a lot more than friends. A man with a long-term partner and two children should never behave like that with another woman.”
Aw, is Kourtney getting played by a non-Kardashian? How sad. You hear that? That faint sound? It’s me playing the world’s saddest song on the world’s smallest violin. Look, we can all agree that Scott Disick might be the biggest douche rocket in the history of reality television, but at least he’s pinching as big a loaf on a Kardashian as the Kardashians are on Western culture. This is how the Universe puts itself back into balance. My spirit guide tells me that having one family act as shamelessly as Team KKK is the reason why children starve in Africa and why the Raiders will NEVER win another Super Bowl, and he’s never wrong. Of course, my spirit guide is the ghost of a dog who only speaks to me after I down a fifth of Jack, so you can probably disregard everything I just wrote.