Lindsay Ellingson is marrying a normal dude
Lindsay Ellingson is engaged
I really thought 2014 would be the year I finally hooked up with stupid-hot model Lindsay Ellingson, but I guess it just wasn’t meant to be. Her boyfriend just proposed to her. Twist: He’s not even a billionaire. From Page Six:
Lindsay Ellingson — one of the seemingly few Victoria’s Secret Angels not to have dated Leonardo DiCaprio — is engaged. Her boyfriend, medical equipment sales rep Sean Clayton, popped the question at his parents’ home in Ohio over Thanksgiving, sources told Page Six. Together for six years, the pair was spotted at a CBS screening Tuesday night of the network’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show special at Highline Stages. We hear the wedding will be in June in South Carolina.
Now there’s something you don’t see every day. A Victoria’s Secret Angel who didn’t rise to fame by attaching herself to Leo DiCaprio’s strudel shooter. It’s like seeing Bigfoot or Khloe Kardashian up close, or going a day without reading a story about Kanye making a complete ass out of himself. I had no idea that conversations about medical equipment sales were as entertaining as getting dicked by Martin Scorsese’s muse. Good job on both sides. I’ll give Lindsay credit for thinking outside the supermodel box and not spreading for Leo (yet), and I’ll go ahead and congratulate Leo for being so busy plowing models that I can finally write about one he didn’t baptize with his career-making goo.