Emma Watson is single

Emma Watson shopping in London (12/2)

Dust off the Hermione Granger fantasies, because Emma Watson is officially single. She’s actually been single for six months or so, but no one knew until now. Thanks for the head’s up, lazy stalkers. Via Contact Music:

Emma Watson has split from her long-term boyfriend. The ‘Harry Potter’ actress and William Adamowicz met when they were both students at Oxford University in the UK, and it has been confirmed they broke up during the summer.

A spokesman told the Sunday Mirror newspaper: “Emma and Will separated last summer and are no longer in touch.”

The former couple were spotted together in November at an acoustic folk rock concert, but their romance is said to have been over months earlier. According to reports, the 23-year-old star’s hectic film schedule was the reason for their break-up as she tries to find the balance between her education, personal life and movie career.

Of course this was bound to happen. Will left Emma no choice but to kick his non-famous ass to the curb after the future corporate drone refused to acknowledge her marriage requirement for the last couple of years. This guy clearly needs to take in a refresher semester at K-Fed University. The syllabus for Manwhoring 101: Intro to Manwhoring hasn’t changed in years for good reason; the formula is simple: Score yourself a mark (e.g., Britney Spears, Demi Moore, Liz Taylor, et cetera), milk him/her for all she’s worth (looking right at ya, Ashton), and move on like a swarm of fame-devouring locusts (Hi, Team KKK!). Even the Nick Loeb’s of the world know enough to keep that marriage carrot dangling out of their zippers until their victims get old and irrelevant. I guess William is supposed to be honorable or some horseshit like that. Pffft.

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January 7, 2014 - 10:30 am