Kris Jenner must be mortified

Kendall Jenner leaving Fred Segal in West Hollywood (12/19)

One Direction boybander Harry Styles wants to date Kendall Jenner, but he doesn’t want to be on TV and has refused to allow E! cameras on their dates. Who does this little punk think he is? It almost like he thinks this is a real relationship! From the New York Daily News:

Producers of Keeping Up With the Kardashians had asked Kendall to let them follow their dates in Los Angeles and New York or even use some cell phone video. However Styles, 19, laid down the law to his girlfriend, insisting that their dates are “personal, not professional.”

“Harry has told Kendall that he will not appear on ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ under any circumstances,” our source tells us. “Harry does not want his love life played out across the world on TV … Kris [Jenner] has a double interest. Obviously she wants her daughter to have the best relationship with Harry but as the show’s EP knows how much of a draw footage of the pair could be. Naturally, the producers want Harry on camera.”

Well, I think we can all agree that Harry Styles must have balls the size of grapefruits, because no one — and I mean NO ONE — gets in between Kris Jenner and selling her daughters for the sake of her TV show. Take Kanye, for example. For all his big talk about not allowing himself to be used by Mother Dearest to boost her stranglehold on the world of reality entertainment, Kanye is the star free-agent signing on Team KKK’s bench. It’s a spectacular and well-deserved fall from grace for Black Jesus (self-proclaimed). Now the Evil Empire has Mr. Styles in its crosshairs, so I guess we’ll find out if his management team is stronger than all of Kendall’s kegel training at the feet of her Sith Lord of a mother. If history tells us anything, it’s that we should plan to see Harry all over E! for the next year until Kendall dumps him because he’s no longer peaking on iTunes . . . it also tells us that you should never enter into any agreement of mutual assistance with France.

[FameFlynet, WENN, INF Pictures]

January 9, 2014 - 2:15 pm