Miley Cyrus is probably bisexual
Miley Cyrus at the New Year’s Eve party in Times Square (12/31)
Is Miley Cyrus (who, btw, looked terrible over New Year’s) into chicks? Sure, why not. An insider tells Life & Style that Miley has been “experimenting” for years like a really horny mad scientist:
“[Miley’s] been experimenting with women and even brags that she’s had threesomes … she is definitely bisexual. She has women over to her house all the time and hooks up with them. Lately she is more interested in women than men. She was completely brokenhearted after Liam and is kind of over men for the time being. I wouldn’t be surprised if a woman came out and said she has hooked up with her soon.”
One of her trusted bodyguards recently revealed some of her dirty secrets to a European magazine, and now an insider says Miley’s terrified a tell-all is coming — one that could ruin her life.
“Engaging in bad behavior in front of people the way Miley does is like playing Russian roulette,” an insider exclusively tells Life & Style. “It’s just a matter of time before one of her so-called friends attempts to sell her out.”
Wait, which is it? Is Miley bragging about her excursions into Munchersville or is she terrified that her minions are gonna rat her out to me and my brethren? It can’t be both so Miley needs to make a decision so I know which way to mock her sexuality. Am I interested in who exactly is finger-popping the hillbilly? Hell to the yeah, bitches, but only if it’s organic. I hate anything that comes out of old lady Madge’s playbook, and it seems as if Miley is trying to cram Madonna’s 40 years of self-promotional horseshit in the span of about a year — which is why a certain Master of the Interwebs is trading Deadpool picks this month.