Carol Alt slams Kate Upton

Carol Alt slams Kate Upton

Former supermodel-turned catty bitch Carol Alt slams Kate Upton in the new issue of Galore magazine. “What a coincidence — I’ve always wanted to slam Kate Upton, too:

Galore: “What do you think of supermodel, Kate Upton?”
Carol Alt: I think Kate is a product of great media hype. Without Sports Illustrated, I’m not sure she would’ve made it in the industry as a high fashion model. Because she is more of a large size model. And even if I’ve seen her in person, and I don’t think she’s in any way fat or overweight or anything; she’s just more large-sized than fashion models are. I think Kate is very good at…hmmmm- how do I put it? She’s engaging. She comes to the set prepared to work, in a good mood, engages her client, and she looks at herself as a business. To more expand on that thought, what I’m trying to say is: after she got herself into Sports Illustrated, she wasted no time. She put together a team of people: agents, managers, & publicists that were ready to go, regardless of whether or not she got the cover. They were willing to take the chance. Once she got the cover, she was already in a position to move forward. Of course, the cover was just a fluke because nobody knows who gets the cover. But she looks at herself as a business, and I admire that.”

When asked her opinon of Carol Alt, Kate replied, “Sorry, I’m too busy being relevant to comment on her.” Right? Please tell me Kate said that. Because fuck Carol Alt.

And now let’s look at Kate Upton’s tits.

February 26, 2014 - 5:00 pm