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Lauren Silverman in Miami (2/23)
I don’t know how the hell Simon Cowell’s baby mama Lauren Silverman didn’t have a wardrobe malfunction earlier this week in Miami. I mean, those are some enormous cans she’s keeping under wraps. She’s like the anti-Britney Spears. Britney could have a wardrobe malfunction in a zipped-up parka.
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