Kris Jenner is being blackmailed over a sex tape that almost certainly exists
Kris Jenner on her way to SoulCycle in Beverly Hills (3/10)
Stop me if you’ve heard this story before, but one of the Kardashians is being blackmailed over a sex tape. Plot twist: It’s the mom. From Radar:
According to a source close to the Kardashian-Jenner family, Jenner was approached over a week ago by an unknown man claiming to be in possession of a sex tape starring the Keeping Up with the Kardashians momager.
“At first she thought it was a joke, because she knew it couldn’t be real,” the source told Radar. “Obviously she would never allow herself to be taped like that! Initially, she just ignored it.”
“Obviously she would never allow herself to be taped like that” in reference to Kris Jenner might be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. If the money was right, she would go fuck O.J. in prison and sell the footage to Vivid. There’s literally nothing she wouldn’t do for money.
But it soon became clear that her tormentor would not let go so easily.
“He called Kris more than one hundred times in the last seven days, from more than 100 different phone numbers,” the source revealed. “He uses scrambled cell numbers. He called more than 25 times just yesterday (Sunday) alone! The man has been demanding money from Kris. If he’s not paid, he claims, he’ll release the tape.”
Oh no, Kris must be so stressed. If only there was someone she could talk to — a daughter-like figure, perhaps — who was in the same situation in the past, but used it to her advantage to make millions of dollars. Nope, can’t think of anybody.
As a result, the insider revealed, “The family has drastically stepped up their security and Kris had no choice but to turn all the information over to law enforcement and to [the family’s private investigator] Gavin DeBecker.”
In other news, the Kardashian family has a private investigator on staff. They’re basically like their own little country. I wouldn’t be surprised if they try to take over Malibu like it’s Crimea.