Poor Chris Brown
Chris Brown’s signature “crotch grab/retard face” dance move
Chris Brown’s assault trial in Washington, D.C. has been delayed until late June, which means the singer may have to stay in jail until then. He’s already been in jail since March 14, and an L.A. judge denied his lawyers request to set bail earlier this week. His next probation hearing is May 1, so he’ll definitely be in jail for at least until then. In summary, fuck Chris Brown. Oh, did you think this story was leading to a different conclusion?