Hannah Davis is just fine with being hot

Derek Jeter’s girlfriend Hannah Davis

Despite models such as Kate Upton and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley branching out into acting, Derek Jeter’s girlfriend, model Hannah Davis, says she’s just fine with being hot, thank you very much. Wait, Derek Jeter is dating a model, you say? Well I never! She told the New York Post:

The Celebslam guy is only running with this story so he can’t post my pictures I definitely don’t have the acting bug. I’d be too nervous! I’d need cue cards.”

I don’t get it. Why would Hannah bother sinning with The Captain if she’s not gonna parlay the coitus into a mid-level acting gig? Derek Jeter’s goo sampler can instantly push an upper D-list non-celeb to mid to lower B-List status in Hollywood (like Jessica Biel and Jordana Brewster). And trust me, being at that level is worth its weight in Valtrex prescriptions . . . just ask Paris Hilton ten years ago.

Tags: Hannah Davis
April 30, 2014 - 6:15 am